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 your still back in last year [send] a snail is faster then you [send] I walk faster then you run [send] I run circles around you [send] your still finishing yesterdays race [send] your still on the first word of this insult [send] you havent even signed up for the race yet and its already over [send] you cant catch me! [send] you cant catch a fly [send] you cant catch a turtle [send] your still at home [send] you have been leaving for 2 hours [send] you think 1 mile per hour is fast [send] you have never finished a race [send] you need a car just to check your mail box [send] dial up internet is faster then you [send] it takes you 2 days to do your homework [send] it takes you 2 days to take a bath [send] it takes you 2 days just to wake up from the day before [send] it takes you 5 days to stand up [send] by the time you set your clock its an hour off [send] it takes you 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie [send] it takes you 3 hours to make toast [send] you hold a world record for slowert person alive [send] you need a apple 2E because any other computer is too fast for you [send] you are still in the 1st grade [send] your plants grow faster then you walk [send] plants grow faster then you run [send] you cant keep up! [send] bugs run faster then you [send] you cant catch your breath [send] you forget what you were thinking before you even think of it! [send] you cant catch a cab [send] you cant catch a buss [send] I could beat you in a race even if i was asleep [send] I get up faster then you fall [send] you make bugs look fast [send] uou make a turtle look fast [send] you make yo fat momma look fast [send] you make the DMV seem fast [send] I think its a new world record [send] you i run laps around you [send] you could not get into the first grade [send] you take lessons from snails [send] you take lessons from turtles [send] you are still being born [send] your not born yet [send] you can't catch a cold [send] |
