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humorous insults to
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 you think a stock tip is advice on worming your hogs. [send] you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws. [send] you have more than one brother named 'Darryl'. [send] the people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. [send] you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. [send] fifth grade was the best six years of your life. [send] your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. [send] You think the stock market has a fence around it. [send] More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. [send] You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test [send] Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. [send] Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. [send] Your home has more miles on it than your car [send] Your Christmas tree is still up in February. [send] You have used a toilet seat as a picture frame [send] You have been arrested for loitering. [send] You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre. [send] There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. [send] You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. [send] You've shot anyone for looking at you. [send] You own a homemade fur coat. [send] Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. [send] Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list. [send] You've totaled every car you've ever owned. [send] when you mow your lawn you find a car. [send] There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car. [send] Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette. [send] There is a wasp nest in your living room. [send] The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. [send] You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. [send] There has been crime-scene tape on your front door. [send] You burn your front yard rather than mow it. [send] You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. [send] Fewer than half of your cars run. [send] You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. [send] The taillight covers of your car are made of tape. [send] Your car has never had a full tank of gas. [send] Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash. [send] Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal. [send] You think a subdivision is part of a math problem. [send] You've bathed with flea and tick soap. [send] Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days. [send] Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. [send] You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by. [send] Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states. [send] You've been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog. [send] You're an expert on worm beds. [send] The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house. [send] Your wife has said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!" [send] Your family tree does not fork. [send] |
