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 you have a rag for a gas cap. [send] as soon as it starts raining, you run to get pots. [send] All your furniture is covered in plastic. [send] you talk loud on the phone because its long distance. [send] you got angry when the government stopped the cheese program. [send] your car cost more than your house. [send] you take the city bus to the nightclub. [send] the offering plate at your church goes around five times. [send] you wear dirty clothes and spray perfum on them to make them smell good. [send] you only have money for 2 rims, and you put both on the driverside. [send] you turn on your system and your trunk rattles from the bass. [send] you put pancakes with syrup in a ziplock bag and bring it on the bus. [send] you drive around a school parking lot with your music blasting and you think that you are the man. [send] you buy your girlfriend flowers from shoprite. [send] you make sure everyone sees your pager. [send] you set the alarm on your pager to go off and fake that you got a page. [send] when you recline your car seat so far back you can hardly see, just to get your proper lean. [send] no matter how ugly your ride is the first thing you get is some rims. [send] you have cars parked on your front lawn. [send] you have a three bedroom house and 20 people live there. [send] you own a copy of "Menace 2 Society" with the numbers running at the bottom. [send] your rims cost more than your car is worth. [send] you describe people by their gold teeth. [send] you have considered getting a gold tooth. [send] your four year old can't talk, but can do the Tootsie Roll. [send] you constantly use *69 on your telephone and you say "Did you just call here?" [send] you ask if the Dollar Store accepts checks. [send] you don't freeze your flavor ices and just drink them on thoose hot summer days. [send] you can't afford milk so have to put water in your cereal. [send] you dont get accepted to the army. [send] you spraypaint your rims gold. [send] the finger nails on one hand are 2 inches longer than the ones on the other hand. [send] your milk label says "add water." [send] you own a towe-down car with an alarm. [send] you wrap your presents in newspaper. [send] you keep food stamps in a money clip. [send] you chew ice. [send] you bring your own snacks to the movies. [send] you wash your paper plates [send] you eat chicken and biscuts for breakfast. [send] you can trace relatives as for back as fifth and sixth cousins. [send] you serve mustard greens and hamhocks on Thanksgiving. [send] you use scratched up CD's as coasters. [send] you still think "I believe I Can Fly" is da bomb. [send] when you put clear nail polish on fake jewelry to make it last longer. [send] you drive a car with four different hub caps. [send] the hair on your legs are nappy. [send] you hang out with kids named Scar Daddy, Slop, or Shanky [send] you've been married 3 times and you still have the same inlaws. [send] your skin tone is a deep chocolate and you dye your hair honey blonde. [send] |
