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 is so stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food. [send] is so stupid she studied for a dope test. [send] is so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy. [send] is so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips. [send] is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste. [send] is so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup. [send] like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing. [send] like spoiled milk, fat and chunky! [send] like cake mix, 15 servings per package! [send] like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods! [send] like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! [send] like castlebury stew: servings are family size. [send] so poor, she bounces food stamps!! [send] so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box! [send] so poor she can't afford to pay attention! [send] so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! [send] so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. [send] so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. [send] so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. [send] so poor she can't afford the o or the r. [send] so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving." [send] so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! [send] so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!" [send] so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. [send] so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps. [send] so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." [send] so poor she drives a peanut. [send] so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. [send] so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus. [send] so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!" [send] so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner." [send] so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet! [send] so stupid she stole Free Loafs from the Bakers. [send] when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?' [send] thought Hot Meals were stolen food. [send] so stupid she lost her shadow. [send] she invented a silent car alarm. [send] that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean [send] watches The Three Stooges and takes notes. [send] took 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles. [send] so stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig. [send] so stupid she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice. [send] so stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund... [send] so stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash! [send] so stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death [send] she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. [send] when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" [send] so slow it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. [send] so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif. [send] so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt [send] |
