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 is so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business. [send] is so stupid she seen a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did! [send] is so stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food. [send] is so stupid she studied for a dope test. [send] is so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy. [send] is so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips. [send] is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste. [send] is so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup. [send] Click here for more  you live in a house thats mobile and own multiple cars that aren't mobile. [send] you think a stock tip is advice on worming your hogs. [send] you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws. [send] your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. [send] you have more than one brother named 'Darryl'. [send] the people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. [send] you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. [send] fifth grade was the best six years of your life. [send] Click here for more  you have a rag for a gas cap. [send] as soon as it starts raining, you run to get pots. [send] All your furniture is covered in plastic. [send] you talk loud on the phone because its long distance. [send] you got angry when the government stopped the cheese program. [send] your car cost more than your house. [send] you take the city bus to the nightclub. [send] the offering plate at your church goes around five times. [send] Click here for more  when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. [send] you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. [send] at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens. [send] your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine. [send] you could model for death threats. [send] when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. [send] you have to sneak up on your mirror. [send] Click here for more  that when police tell you you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it. [send] your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, "What color?" [send] that if you got locked in a grocery store, you'd starve to death! [send] you thought a quarterback was a refund. [send] that you think 'harass' is two words. [send] you looked in the mirror and said, "Who's that?" [send] you put a quarter in a parking meter and started shouting, "Hey! Where's my gumball!?" [send] that when your crack was stolen, you reported it to the police! [send] Click here for more  you haven't even started [send] your still back in last year [send] a snail is faster then you [send] I walk faster then you run [send] I run circles around you [send] your still finishing yesterdays race [send] your still on the first word of this insult [send] you havent even signed up for the race yet and its already over [send] Click here for more |
