Send humorous insults to
your enemies, friends, or family


Step 1: Choose an insult to send.

Step 2: Choose an image to go with your chosen insult.

Step 3: Send the insult to your victim.

is so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business. [send]
is so stupid she seen a sign reading 'Wet Floor' she just did! [send]
is so stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food. [send]
is so stupid she studied for a dope test. [send]
is so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy. [send]
is so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips. [send]
is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste. [send]
is so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup. [send]
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you live in a house thats mobile and own multiple cars that aren't mobile. [send]
you think a stock tip is advice on worming your hogs. [send]
you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws. [send]
your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. [send]
you have more than one brother named 'Darryl'. [send]
the people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. [send]
you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. [send]
fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
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you have a rag for a gas cap. [send]
as soon as it starts raining, you run to get pots. [send]
All your furniture is covered in plastic. [send]
you talk loud on the phone because its long distance. [send]
you got angry when the government stopped the cheese program. [send]
your car cost more than your house. [send]
you take the city bus to the nightclub. [send]
the offering plate at your church goes around five times.
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when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. [send]
you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. [send]
at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens. [send]
your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine. [send]
you could model for death threats. [send]
when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. [send]
you have to sneak up on your mirror. [send]
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Your so dumb
that when police tell you you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it. [send]
your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, "What color?" [send]
that if you got locked in a grocery store, you'd starve to death! [send]
you thought a quarterback was a refund. [send]
that you think 'harass' is two words. [send]
you looked in the mirror and said, "Who's that?" [send]
you put a quarter in a parking meter and started shouting, "Hey! Where's my gumball!?" [send]
that when your crack was stolen, you reported it to the police! [send]
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Your so slow
you haven't even started [send]
your still back in last year [send]
a snail is faster then you [send]
I walk faster then you run [send]
I run circles around you [send]
your still finishing yesterdays race [send]
your still on the first word of this insult [send]
you havent even signed up for the race yet and its already over [send]
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